I'm heading to Vegas this coming weekend with a bunch of my girls - and of course, the inevitable "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" always comes up. We are a bunch of well behaved wives and mothers, so I'm sure nothing will happen there that needs to stay there... but it got me thinking. What sayings out there come up all the time but should come with disclaimers?
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"
--Disclaimer: Except for STD's. That shit stays with you forever.
"The grass is always greener on the other side"
--Disclaimer: That's probably because that grass is all full of manure. Go ahead. Take a trip to the other side and see what you get all over you.
"There is no "I" in team"
--Disclaimer: Uh, yeah there is. See below.
"Once a cheater, always a cheater"
--Disclaimer: Unless it's a guy and the last girl he cheated on cut off some vital body part. No more cheating for him.
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be"
--Disclaimer: First of all, if you love it, why set it free in the first place? But anyway, pertaining to animals - don't set it free. You set an animal free and it gets hit by a car and dies. Then what?
"When one door closes, another one opens"
--Disclaimer: What if I wanted the stupid door closed? Leave it closed and leave me alone!
Then there are the statements below. Women would never lie about any of these things... no disclaimer needed.
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